HUNDRED FOOT JOURNEY – A DELICIOUS MOVIE

HUNDRED FOOT JOURNEY

I’ve been so bored lately with all the CGI overkill movies, and so annoyed at the general poor experience at the movies with obnoxious selfish people in the audience, that it’s become a chore to go to some of these screenings. But it’s great when every once in while, a refreshing movie makes you feel good once again. And the Hundred Foot Journey is just that, the most enjoyable movie since Million Dollar Arm. Subtle, full of great characterization, a quiet yet engrossing story and some phenomenal acting. I can’t think of a single bad performance in this movie but the leads, especially Helen Mirren who plays Madame Mallory and Om Puri who is a scream as the devoted yet “thrifty” papa, steal the show. My only quibble is the ending felt a little flat and was missing one moment (in my opinion). Can you guess what I felt was missing?

Anyway, I highly recommend this movie. I give it a solid A.

The Official Website

Watch the Trailer Below:

And the Featurette:

DIAMOND COMICS – PART 3 – 2004

Diamond Comics

There is an economics book out there that has been causing some stir for quite a while now called The Long Tail: Why the Future of Business Is Selling Less of More. It makes some great points and I was thinking of this in relation to the comics business and how it would apply.

Imagine either DC, Marvel and/or Diamond applying these techniques to their business and purchasing a print on demand company like Lulu. And imagine that they digitized EVER SINGLE COMIC they have ever published and allowed anyone to either buy reprints for a buck, a digital comic for $.45 or create their own compilations in trade format. Maybe there are only is a small percentage of the comic reading world that would love, lets say the Complete run of an obscure Golden Age hero, or someone like me who would love a trade of every comic the Golden Age Batwoman and Bat-girl appeared, but all those niche buys would add up! Google, Net-flix and Amazon have made enormous amounts of money on this principle. Google makes a few cents on an average click on Ad-Words but they sell billions of it. Net-flix makes millions renting the obscure hits that Blockbuster doesn’t carry. Amazon, the same.

I think something like this would bring in the long time readers who have left too.

Of course the comics shop would have to evolve to fit in this world but they are not as important as the industry itself.

DIAMOND COMICS – FROM APRIL 2004 – PART 2

Diamond Comics

What will work in the Direct Market with Diamond still in charge?

If we decide to make a commitment to the direct market, if we believe that the direct market is needed for comic books to survive, then the industry must take steps right now to rebuild its very structure.

I believe that everyone would agree that we need to increase sales but more importantly, increase sales to new readers. As much as our little clique hates outsiders, eventually everyone gets old and dies and if we don’t get more new, and YOUNG, readers in, the industry will fizzle out. We can talk pretentiously about the medium and how great creators will save the day blah blah blah, but that stuff is not going to make one iota of a difference to the business of comics.

The one big weakness of the direct market is the lack of in your face comics and a severe decline in impulse purchasing. To make a long story short, we need more stores. A LOT more stores. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, should be more important for the suits than to implement business practices that will increase the number of stores in the country today. We have got to make it easy and profitable for people to open up comic book stores. We have to make it economically worthwhile for professional people, not the Simpson’s caricatures, to open stores. This means we have to take a long hard look at Diamond.

Diamond IS the direct market and in business, monopolies are bad. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe that Diamond is evil (that’s Wizard magazine, a story for another day). For the amount of power they possess, they could be a lot worse. They could also use their power for good and they don’t. If we are going to keep the same structure, then Diamond needs to change the way they do business. This would take a substantial investment on their part, but in the future, they would be even stronger.

First, Diamond should be the Amazon.com of comic books and comic book related items. Their website should be the central portal into the world of comics. Imagine a Diamond run affiliate system where every stinkin web site could sell the damn things and have Diamond do fulfillment and drop shipment. Imagine every small publisher being able to do the same thing, not just with trade paperbacks. We would be in a lot more people’s faces. Maybe then PR and real world advertising might have an effect. Every time a paper has an interview with some creator, and there is a link to his or her site, if the story intrigues them there could be an impulse purchase. But doesn’t everyone already have a web site? Yes, but how many sell their monthlies? And this would also make every fan of every creator be able to sell their favorite’s monthly titles very easily. This would encourage them to try to get publicity to help sell more, which becomes a type of viral marketing. Now it could be financially beneficial to be a Larsen fin head etc. Could Diamond make money on this? I believe the volume, and the handling fees etc. could make it worthwhile. If not, maybe an alliance with Amazon, like Borders has. I would prefer they did this on their own.

Second, they need to re-open more local warehouses (something nearly every retailer misses from the old days). The easy way to do this is to offer the better-run stores and chains, sub distribution licenses. Again, the volume will make up for any loss in percentage points on the discount. If I wanted to open a store in Tampa, I could go to the Tampa sub distributor, open an account right there, and pick up my books weekly (saving on shipping costs). More stores would be opening, increasing the likelihood of more people noticing comics and stopping in. If they also make it much easier to open up an account with credit, even better.

Third, Diamond needs to provide all-ages publicity materials and a rating system. I know the free speech people will be up in arms with this one, crying censorship etc., but movies do this, TV now does it, and if we want to be more mainstream, we need to do this as well. Nothing as offensive as PG etc., but content related. No storeowner has the time to read every book that comes out. But a simple label that says, may contain violent themes, sexual situations etc., like anime videos do, could save them a lot of grief, and help prevent some parents from going through the roof.

Fourth, Previews needs to be revamped completely, and trimmed down. It needs to be less garish, less whoring to the big 4 publishers and it also needs to be free. Figure out how but this is a necessity. Every comic customer should be able to get one when they visit the stores. Every browser who doesn’t buy a book should be able to walk out with one to reconsider coming back. But it needs to be readable and have creator interviews with photos and articles. Sell comics to the non-reader! Regarding the big 4, they already get favorable terms from Diamond; they don’t need any more help. Bring back the alphabetical listings, regardless of publisher size. Set up some type of reward system for smaller publishers to get free full-page ads, maybe for on time publishing or winning awards in the mainstream media. Whatever. Just give all publishers a fighting chance.

Fifth, we can’t improve our business practices without accurate numbers. Diamond should come out with an inventory and ordering software that is given free to every retail account. It should be simple and link up to Diamond for very easy ordering and reordering. This would help the novice retailer see where he is going wrong. Let him or her realize that if he sells out of these books by Thursday, he under ordered. Believe it or not, there are too many who fail to grasp that simple concept. This would allow Diamond to post on their site real numbers for sales, sell through, trends, which can only assist retailers even further. Help the retailer, help the business. It’s that simple. Maybe this software can have the ability to run a slide show of upcoming product for the stores to display. Maybe each subscriber in the store could have a member login. They can input their own requests right there, to aid the retailer even further.

Or the publishers could eliminate their exclusivity deals with Diamond and let competition come back. Naah, that’s just nuts. In Part 2B, what the publishers and creators can do in a Diamond world. (Never posted)

DIAMOND COMICS – FROM APRIL 2004 – PART 1

Diamond Comics

Everyone once in a while I find an old post that I find interesting. With the permission of the original site, I’ve reprinted it here. Does it still apply? Are there things to learn for the future? Let me know.

I would like to reprint two of my late blog’s postings here. 2 Years later, I still think it applies. Wonder what you think. Why good ideas don’t work. Part 1 Spend enough time on the message boards and you hear enough suggestions or ideas on why comics don’t sell better. Some of the more common suggestions to improve the sales of comic are as follows:

  • They are too expensive
  • We need more all-ages books
  • We need more female friendly books
  • The big two publishers, DC and Marvel, are too dominant and we need variety (less superheroes)

While I agree with most of the reasoning behind these suggestions, the proof of the matter is these ideas, when implemented, have never worked. Spiderman year one, by Kurt Busiek, sold for $.99, was well done and was all ages friendly and it failed. The Crossgen books are supposed to appeal to female readers and we know all about their struggles. If people across the board continue to say they want these things, from retailers to fans, why don’t they succeed? It’s very simple. For these ideas to work, and they can, we need a fundamental change in the very business structure of the industry. It’s the direct market that prevents any of the above ideas from not only happening, but also having an impact. Allow me to explain. Due to the speculator bust and more importantly, in my opinion, the fallout from the distributor wars, we are left with a direct market that is a shell of what it was a few years ago. From having 5,000 plus comic shops in the country to in my estimation, maybe 600 legitimate comic book stores, we have effectively eliminated the possibility of any new reader buying a book on impulse. In fact, new reader impulse buying has always been a weakness of the direct market. When I was a kid a hundred years ago comics were sold mainly on the newsstand. There used to be this belief that the readership turned over every seven years or so. Now we are left with a hard core, aging, comic book geek clique, that is not turning over (maybe dropping out) and wants what they want. They are being serviced by business owners who are themselves hard-core aging comic book geeks, who are selling them comic books written and drawn by hard-core aging comic book geeks. And people expect things to change or have an impact? Now in the retailers’ defense, they have to sort through an enormous amount of titles to order for their store, with no returnability. And a track record of most new companies going belly up leaving, them with tons of unsold and unwanted product. They are doing what they need to survive. And selling a book at $.99 just takes up space from a more profitable product. There are some retailers who are smart enough to think long term, and carry a variety of product in their store, but the bad storeowners outnumber them. So what can we do? First the industry needs to make a decision. Is the direct market going to be a key part of our future or not? Do we need to return to the newsstands, like Archie etc.? Do we do both? Whatever choice we make, we need to have the appropriate strategies in place to take advantage of THAT MARKETPLACE. People talk about how we need more cutting edge creators working on the books. I would settle for less of them and more creative and competent BUSINESSMEN running the industry. In part 2, I will discuss what we can do to save the Direct Market.

SPURS WIN A WIN FOR BASKETBALL PURISTS

SPURS WIN

I’ve never been a fan of Lebron’s decision, nor the fact that he was getting credit for winning a championship by basically joining an all-star team. For me, it was no different than Karl Malone, one of the biggest championship chokers, trying to win one by joining Kobe and Shaq in LA. If he had succeeded it would have meant nothing, nor erase the fear in his eyes in every finals game he played in. So I gave him little credit and rejoiced when he failed against Dallas and cried in pain when he won against the Spurs last year because the Spurs gave it away. ESPECIALLY since if the Spurs had won like they should have, the heat’s finals record would have been abysmal and who knows if they would be together today.

You can only imagine by delirious happiness at the Spurs not only avenging last year, but destroying the Heat in record fashion. Largest point deferential in final’s history says it all. The Heat looked completely outmanned. But more important in some ways than beating the heat, was how they did it. Playing unselfish, team basketball, no egos or one on one nonsense, just plain ole old school hoops. And it worked, imagine that.

The fact that they could come back after that DEVASTATING loss last year and do this is a testament to not only Pops but the entire team’s mental fortitude. Year after year, they keep plugging along and never over-react to bad losses, like other teams do with their impulsive cleaning house decisions. What the Spurs have done over these last 16+ years is one of the most remarkable feats in sports, and even more so when you consider the current ego-driven state of professional sports. Simply incredible.

As for Lebron, I’m sorry bud but justice was served. No one outside of Miami or celebrity worshipping fans were rooting for you and it’s your own fault. You’re not Michael and you never were and you know what, it’s ok. In many ways, you’re our Wilt Chamberlain, a once in a lifetime physical specimen with all the gifts who lacks the killer instinct and just wants to be liked.

Finally, here’s some irony for ya. Lebron doesn’t realize that the one team he truly fits in with and would be very happy with is……..drum roll please……..THE SPURS! For all his faults, Lebron is a team oriented, pass to the open man, unselfish player who just wants to win with a coach he can respect. He really doesn’t want to put up 30+ points, he wants to play team basketball. And if that aint the Spurs, I don’t know what is.

MILLION DOLLAR ARM – A HOME RUN

Million Dollar Arm

If this wasn’t a true story, it may have been too sappy. But the fact that it was makes this one of the most enjoyable and inspirational times I’ve had at a movie in ages. here is the basic plot, straight from the official site:

In a last ditch effort to save his career as a sports agent, JB Bernstein (Jon Hamm) concocts a scheme to find baseball’s next great pitching ace. Hoping to find a young cricket pitcher he can turn into a major league baseball star, JB travels to India to produce a reality show competition called “Million Dollar Arm.” With the help of a cantankerous but eagle-eyed retired baseball scout (Alan Arkin) he discovers Dinesh (played by Madhur Mittal from “Slumdog Millionaire”) and Rinku (played by Suraj Sharma from “Life of Pi”), two 18 year old boys who have no idea about playing baseball, yet have a knack for throwing a fastball. Hoping to sign them to major league contracts and make a quick buck, JB brings the boys home to America to train. While the Americans are definitely out of their element in India – the boys, who have never left their rural villages – are equally challenged when they come to the States. As the boys learn the finer points of baseball – JB, with the help of his charming friend Brenda (Lake Bell) – learns valuable life lessons about teamwork, commitment and what it means to be a family.

First the acting was dead on outstanding. Jon Hamm, whose made a career of playing dickish guys, plays one (at first here) and does it, not only so well and convincing, but does it in a real subtle way. No over the top theatrics, it all feels true. His metamorphosis throughout the movie is also extremely well done. His final speech moved me immensely not only because of what was said, buy how he said them. And kudos for the director to allow that scene to play out un-ironically and let it just marinate instead of cutting it too short or inserting some lame wisecrack.

The rest of the cast was also excellent. Lake Bell, who normally plays comedic roles, also kept it real and did an amazing job as did the two boys who played Dinesh and Rinku. If you didn’t root for them, hell if you didn’t want to reach into the screen and hug them and invite them to your house, your dead on the inside. Also shining was Pitobash as Amit, who knocks it out of the park in his final defining moment too. Alan Arkin did his usual solid acting and Bill Paxton did a great job playing the kind of coach you wish your kids had.

This story was too good to be true but I’m glad it was. And the movie was just plain too good. I give it an A.

DONALD STERLING – ONLY JUST BEGUN

The cheering that Adam Silver had received when he banned Sterling, may be boos as his actions will soon result in some of the NBA’s darkest days. When I first heard the news conference, I had the opposite impression that most people did. I thought he was weak, not strong. He caved in to the players for fear of a strike during the playoffs. That was all. But he also missed a HUGE opportunity to start his career as commissioner with a show if strength. He also could have done some good for racial relations between blacks and jews and blew that too. Let me elaborate.

The players forced Silver’s hand. The owners, among themselves, were probably not happy about what was done to him as, to paraphrase Mark Cuban, “it opens a huge can of worms”. He was dead on, it does open a huge can of worms. This precedent could lead the NBA to one lawsuit after another, the forced removal of any religious owners who may not be in favor of gay marriage, and so on and so on. But I’ll get back to this point in a bit.

So what SHOULD Silver have done? In my opinion, a few tweaks could have changed everything. For example he could have added this part.

“From the secretaries who work in our offices, through the players, coaches, gms and all the way to the owners, we will not tolerate any hate speech that doesn’t reflect the NBA values”. In my opinion, if the players had heard themselves included in the statement, two thoughts would have run through most of their minds.

  1. Oh shit, what did we let ourselves in for (be careful what you ask for), and we fucked with the wrong guy here (show of strength for Silver)
  2. How can we disagree with this without looking like complete hypocrites.

This could have backfired for the players (and analysts etc….I’m looking at you Charles Barkley and Shaq) and made them a lot more compliant in the future, afraid to threaten any more strikes. It also gave the NBA the opening to insert more stringent morality clauses in the next collective bargaining agreement, which I cam promise you, will be a complete disaster…lockout anyone? Imagine the ability to void contracts and let players go because of things they say or do? How many owners would love to get rid of awful contracts THAT way?

Now if I was Donald Sterling’s attorney, I’d present a slide show of all the bad behavior of the players over his entire tenure as owner, the racist comments they make, the awful things done to women, the out of wedlock children etc. etc. Then end it with what was said SINCE Silver became commissioner, like Larry Johnson’s white league comments and so on, and then ask “why weren’t any of them immediately banned for life”? His lawyer could argue that as players, THEY’RE the ones that have the most impact on the public, the ones the little kids look up to, the fans who buy the merchandise. Their words are MORE detrimental to the NBA. Sheeesh!

Now back to my second point, Silver was asked point blank if as a jew, he was more enraged by what Sterling said (also a jew). Here was a blown opportunity for Silver to heal some fractures between blacks and jews and he completely wussed out. All he had to say was

“jews know how horrifically wrong it is to hate someone else for no good reason other than their religion or race etc., we’ve had similar struggles. Racism of all kinds is repugnant so yes, as a jew it hurts me tremendously to hear what he has said and as a human being too.”

This might have made a few blacks listening think “hmmm you know he has a point, we do have some similarities” and maybe unite the two groups in the struggle against racism.

On a side note, I’ve always using the word race to describe any people. We are one human race, blacks, asians, jews whoever are not different races. Different groups yes, but one race.

As for the struggle against racism, my belief is that as long as people are weak and uninformed, there will always be prejudice. Weak people will always look to blame someone else or a group for their lot in life. No amount of dialogue or awareness will eliminate that. Rather than focus on changing what can’t be changed, we should publicize how we are similar, not our differences. Then we might begin to make things better, except for those race mongering people whose very success is predicated on their being racial issues. Just remember this. The goal of some jobs should be it’s very own elimination.

 

ONE CHANCE – NBA PLAYOFFS

BROOKLYN NETS

You get one chance people at toppling a champion. This happened during the overrated Bulls run and is happening now with Miami. The Nets had a chance, in game 4 of the 2014 playoffs, to really hurt the Heat and they blew it and are now done. Lebron had a monster game and the Nets were still in it. If they would have won, DESPITE Lebron’s game, it would have crushed the Heat emotionally and sent a message. Instead they blew it and it’s done in my opinion. You get one chance to win the games you should have. ONE!

Ironically they were killed by Lebron passing the ball, the right move, a move he got ripped for in years past. And with the Pacers choking left and right, EVERYONE is making it easier for the Heat, a year they are beatable! Let’s face it, they should have lost last year if not for a bone headed move by Popovich. And what would the story have been this year if Lebron HAD lost yet another championship. A completely different story. Just sick to my stomach. Now don’t get me wrong, I admire the hell out of Lebron, he plays the game the right way. But the whole Heat story makes me sick. Forming an all-star team and winning a championship does not make you a champion any more than if Karl “the Choker” Malone won one when he joined the Lakers.

GEORGE CLOONEY ENGAGED

So George the perennial bachelor is engaged. The cynic in me sees a far reaching reason for this sudden change of heart. Mark me down as predicting he is doing this because he plans of running for office. Which is why he is marrying the “appropriate” type, a human rights blah blah, instead of the usual models.

 

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HOW I FINALLY MET YOUR MOTHER – SPOILERS

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

So this week, How I Met Your Mother finally ended and the universe and twitterverse is up in arms about the ending. Well once again, I feel like an alien with opinions completely opposite of the rest of ya. See, the finale ended exactly how it should have and here is why.

Despite what Entertainment Weekly and other magazines might have led you to believe, How I Met Your Mother has sucked something awful since Barney and Robin hooked up. It was as if there were not only new writers and directors, but Robin and barney were replaced by two different actors, or had lobotomies.

You see Barney and Robin, in their prime, were the two best things about that show. Lily and Marshall were cute in the beginning. However, like many other characters in other shows (see Friends), became abysmal caricatures of themselves. Ted was ok but could be annoying, especially when delivering certain lines written to be cool. He just couldn’t do it convincingly. But for the most part, he was passable, EXCEPT when he and Robin were together. They had AMAZING chemistry, even in the g-d awful final seasons. But for most of its run, Barney and Robin were the best things about the show. Funny, likable, extremely well-acted (in the early seasons), they made the show. But once they hooked up, Neil Patrick Harris suddenly forgot everything about how to act as that character and became almost mentally challenged in his portrayal. Robin did her best but, again except when connecting with Ted, seemed lost.

Which leads us to the finale. No one will believe this but my family is my witness. When the pilot aired and they revealed that Robin was NOT the mom, I was pissed. They were so great together. Soon after, I thought up a way for it to still work out for them and by sheer coincidence, it was the almost eerily the same way the creators had planned (apparently having filmed the ending back then and locking it in a vault due to the ages of Ted’s children). My version was to reveal that after he was done telling the story, you find out the mom was dead for years and after all these years, he realizes he still loved Robin. And Robin realizes she wasted a lot of time too. Well the finale wasn’t exactly that way but close enough.

Now having said all this, there’s a difference between ending how it should have and being well done in its execution. Neil Patrick Harris really seems to have completely lost the ability to play Barney and was the WORST thing about the ending except for one crying scene involving his new daughter. I don’t know what happened but he has been playing this role so over the top since the Robin hookup, he went from the best thing to the worst. Alyson Hannigan turned in her best performance in YEARS, finally bouncing back from the awfulness of the last few season. Jason Segel, while not as awful as he has been, was passable. The directing and writing were very weak. And while get the whole “Robin is never around thing” it was too sad and  little too much.

Ted and Robin deserved to be together. It was the only time when the show came alive, romance wise. I’m glad that despite a few years of awfulness, they went out exactly as they should have. And while I haven’t been able to watch it for years and enjoy it, I’m still a little sad that it’s over.

Addendum: There has been a fan recut of the ending that has been spreading like wildfire and is proving to be, not only popular, but the choice for many people as how the ending should have been. While I will admit it is far tighter, and in theory, a far better wrap up to the story itself, I’m not sure it should have ended that way.  Christin Milioti did an amazing job in the short amount of time given to her, as the mother. The gang was entrenched for years and so popular, to introduce a new character and have her seem to fit so quickly, is a testament to her abilities and the choice made. She seemed right. But they could have done a better job of the stories with her, leading to the end.

But the most important question was NEVER answered which is why the hell does Ted’s voice turn into Bob Saget?

And now for your perusal, the alternate ending that is so popular. You decide.

How ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Should Have Ended V2 (Alternate Ending) from Gergely Horváth on Vimeo.